Alyssa: So this episode is called Baby Got Business.
The Bookmarm: So is that her?
She's a baby now?
Alyssa: No, all the episodes are "Baby Got...something"
The Bookmarm: Way to not only objectify but also infantilize.
Alyssa: oh, yes
Sorry, she's Baby...I wasn't following
Right?
The Bookmarm: Go Spart. Get some.
Alyssa: He's the real star of this whole thing
The Bookmarm: Seriously.
Alyssa: Dog park drama
Hahaha crackhead dog
The Bookmarm: What is Coco doing?
Alyssa: She totally just scaled a wall in her heels
The Bookmarm: She is like a superhero...of t&a.
There is a Shoe Freak ringtone? Why don't I have it?
Alyssa: This is a chicken-of-the-sea level conversation
The Bookmarm: Srsly
Alyssa: I don't like her hair super-flat like that
The Bookmarm: I know.
Alyssa: She needs volume
The Bookmarm: Disproprtionate.
Alyssa: Right
The Bookmarm: Which I totally misspelled.
Alyssa: I forgive you
The Bookmarm: BTW, I just saw a blind item that someone (and the assumption was him) is working for scale so his wife could be a star.
Alyssa: It must be him
The Bookmarm: Nice of him.
Alyssa: Pimp with a heart of gold
The Bookmarm: Nice.
Alyssa: Don't tell Coco not to worry about her clothing line
It's hers...of course she wants the details right
The Bookmarm: Right? Let's give her some credit.
She's smart as hell.
Alyssa: I love that her business meeting dress is red satin
There is so much glitter involved in her packing
The Bookmarm: She really does have a very specific aesthetic that she associates with business.
It's like when they have the Barbies with the "jobs".
Alyssa: Yes!
The Bookmarm: Licous
Alyssa: oh no
The Bookmarm: Una grande problema
Alyssa: Licous Barbie
The Bookmarm: ...And the HP commercial.
I die.
Alyssa: I'm so excited...I cannot even...I cannot
The Bookmarm: Have you seen the amazing Winnie the Pooh spoof?
Alyssa: Yes! I saw that Pooh commercial last night
Genius.
The Bookmarm: Right? Totally had me going.
I kept thinking the font looked odd, and then there it was.
Alyssa: Yeah, I did the same thing
Alyssa: I love these commercials for Nair that make shaving look dangerous
The Bookmarm: Srsly, and street.
The Bookmarm: BTW, whatcha drinking?
Alyssa: Oh, sweet tea vodka and lemonade
You?
The Bookmarm: I'm just g&t but with good gin and shitty tonic.
Bad.
Alyssa: Ugh, disappointing
The Bookmarm: Muy discontento.
Like Coco.
And Licous
Alyssa: If Coco is discontento, Everyone is discontento
The Bookmarm: Love that.
Alyssa: Yes, trust the man who didn't see that licous might be a problem
By all means
The Bookmarm: She needs to put that on a t-shirt...when Coco ain't happy ain't nobody happy.
Alyssa: I would buy that shirt
Do you think she sleeps in that makeup?
The Bookmarm: I absolutely do think that.
Alyssa: Her pillow cases must be destroyed
Happy Wife
Happy Life
Happy Coco
Happy Ice
Sweeter words were never uttered
The Bookmarm: Right?
He's a pimp but then...
Alyssa: That is an ugly-ass dog
The Bookmarm: Who? Spart?
Alyssa: No, that hairless thing that was running around
The Bookmarm: Oh, missed it.
The cheese is very important.
I agree
Alyssa: The power of cheese haha
The Bookmarm: Spart is so badass.
Alyssa: She is going to murder Soulji or whatever his name is
The Bookmarm: These girls! They are too damn skinny!
Alyssa: What the hell is he thinking?!
The Bookmarm: Souljee should die.
Is he trying to act straight?
Alyssa: Who was bootylicious?
Which one?
The Bookmarm: Ridiculous!!!!
Alyssa: What curve?!
The Bookmarm: Coco needs to put a woman in charge.
Alyssa: Yes. Put Sparkle on that shit.
She could identify some actual curvy women
The Bookmarm: She could be one of the models.
Get some of her girls together.
Alyssa: Souljee is delusional. Coco's not doing high-fashion clothes so she doesn't need high-fashion models. Period.
The Bookmarm: I can't even imagine how they could cut down Coco's clothes to those proportions.
Alyssa: I like her tracksuit. Is that wrong?
The Bookmarm: No, it's majestic. Her body is a wonderland.
Alyssa: Agreed
The Bookmarm: They are totally talking about Spart as if he can speak to them.
Alyssa: Can't he?
Tabasco? Terrible name
The Bookmarm: A butt hug.
Spart gives butt hugs.
Alyssa: Of course he does
The Bookmarm: Can't Spart just be happy?
Why does he need a career?
Alyssa: The background music on this show is perfect
The Bookmarm: They are George and Gracie.
Alyssa: Hahaha....in some form
So this is going well.
The Bookmarm: Poor Spart. Let him stay home.
Alyssa: Cheese! Cheese is missing!
The Bookmarm: Yay!
Cheese saves the day...again.
Alyssa: That is actually a great shot
The Bookmarm: So cute.
Alyssa: Why am I not invited to things like the Licious Launch Party?
My life would be complete
The Bookmarm: Because life is unfair.
Who would love it more than we would?
Alyssa: No one! No one would!
The Bookmarm: Why is Sparkle making that face?
Alyssa: Because she's just realizing her name is Sparkle
The Bookmarm: That must be a terrible moment of realization.
Alyssa: I love that all the clothes fit in those tiny little boxes too
The Bookmarm: And those are some big girl clothes.
Alyssa: Just little pieces of glitter and spandex...a clothing line in a shoe box
The Bookmarm: Not buying it.
Alyssa: Added drama
I'd like another Harry Potter commercial now, please
The Bookmarm: Just thought the same thing.
So silly! Why are they acting so silly?
Alyssa: Who works at the Fed Ex counter in a leather jacket?
The Bookmarm: Hahaha
Alyssa: It's all terribly stressful
The Bookmarm: Sparkle looks constipated.
Alyssa: You can tell from the music
Why is Coco wearing khakis and a braid to her launch party?
Oh, ok...nevermind
Very few of these models are actually licious
The Bookmarm: Right?
They look small to me.
Stop saying Bitches, Ice.
Alyssa: He's so nice to her...then calls everyone bitches
The Bookmarm: Always a pimp.
Alyssa: Coco with a gun next episode? Glorious
Cannot wait
The Bookmarm: Love.
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