Sunday, July 24, 2011

In which Coco rules the spiritual realm, as well.

Alyssa:  Baby got Ghost!
Apparently this episode involves mediums
 The Bookmarm:  Spooky!
Spiritual.  That is what I think of when I think of Coco.
 Alyssa:  Marc is back...wonder if he's still dating the designer twin
 The Bookmarm:  Is that him?
I didn't recognize him.
 Alyssa:  Isn't it?
Maybe I'm wrong
Haha, Ice is the voice of reason again
 The Bookmarm:  What is that about?
 Alyssa:  It confuses me
I love that Coco has very specific rules about what will and will not work for ghost removal
 The Bookmarm:  And a wardrobe for the occasion.
 Alyssa:  Indeed
Do NOT take relationship advice from Ice...about mixing truth and lies
not a good idea
 The Bookmarm:  I am so conflicted about him.
His particular relationship style would not work for me, but apparently for Coco....
Look at those silver shoes, btw.
 Alyssa:  I know...I saw
Her roots are showing today
And a nipple as well, I think
 The Bookmarm:  And perhaps her vagina.
Not sure, but I think so.
 Alyssa:  just a little
Oh no.
Did not appreciate the gyno conversation
Coco's lipstick matches her mom's top
 The Bookmarm:  Did you see her mom's butt?
Mystery solved.
Alyssa:  Yes.
I. obviously, will be downloading Angel to my Kindle
Like immediately
 The Bookmarm:  Clearly, that is now necessary.
Salsa is very spiritual.
 Alyssa:  THE GUN SHIRT AGAIN!
Ice has like 3 shirts
 The Bookmarm:  Oh no.  Is Ice having financial problems?
Why does she have a million outfits and he has 3 shirts?
 Alyssa:  Maybe he buys in multiples?
 The Bookmarm:  Like, at Costco.
 Alyssa:  I'm SO sure Ice needs to worry about her salsa instructor
 The Bookmarm:  Bogo.
 Alyssa:  Oh I would love to run into them at Costco
that would be amazing
 The Bookmarm:  Wow, can you imagine?  Like wine and lube on a flatbed.
 Alyssa:  Hahahaha
And milkbones
 The Bookmarm:  Love it.
 Alyssa:  E! has legitimately terrible commercials
 The Bookmarm:  Just the worst.
 Alyssa:  These Orbitz commercials makes me want to kick a puppy
 The Bookmarm:  I would love for this show to be on Bravo.
 Alyssa:  So Ms. Andy could interview them
 The Bookmarm:  Miss Andy would really know how to show off Coco to her best advantage.
 Alyssa:  In every sense of the word
 The Bookmarm:  Do you ever miss AZ?
 Alyssa:  She loves that he is jealous
The Bookmarm:  Yes, for sure.
 Alyssa:  Yes, mostly my redneck family members and unattractive sister
 The Bookmarm:  I love that her mom is always having her specific foods and healthy things and she does not even look good.
Coco is probably like 90% Cheetos and she looks awesome.
 Alyssa:  Coco has the brains in that family.  Go non biodegradable
Better preserved that way
 The Bookmarm:  Like Ouiser from Steel Magnolias.
 Alyssa:  Ouiji Board = connecting wackos to the spirit would since 1982
 The Bookmarm:  OMG, I will never forget doing the Ouiji and the candle went out and we just like all shit our pants simultaneously!
So fun!
 Alyssa:  Ice is exactly right about the jealousy/freedom spectrum
 The Bookmarm:  Ice is wise.
He's like Solomon.
Who also had a lot of hos.
 Alyssa:  Indeed
Is Ice going to step?!
I DIE
 The Bookmarm:  That's good.  He needs to get off the sidelines and show her why he is still pimp.
 Alyssa:  He will be less tragic that way
 The Bookmarm:  Right?
I worry about him.
 Alyssa:  Mom needs to get her Skeletor face out of the photo-op
 The Bookmarm:  I don't like looking at her.
I watch Ice on LOSVU so much and he's so large and in charge.  It gives me a sad when he's all pussy-whipped on here.
 Alyssa:  Yea I agree.  I think he's doing this to help her so she is the star
 The Bookmarm:  Me too, which is cute, but there's a balance he needs to strike so he doesn't look like a chump.
 Alyssa:  That guy looked like the munchkin who won’t let Dorothy into Oz the first time
The Bookmarm:  AAAAH!
Yes!
So, commercial.
Watcha drinking?
 Alyssa:  Nothing exciting unfortunately...basic G&T
Bluecoat (your rec, thank you)
You?
 The Bookmarm:  Oh, I am jealous.  I am cleaning out the liquor cabinet so I am drinking Bacardi Limon which has been there since last year, mixed with cheap tonic just cuz I needed to mix it with something.
Next I'm starting on the whiskey.
 Alyssa:  Oh whiskey is delightful though
Bacardi Limon is definitely...not my favorite
 The Bookmarm:  I totally agree.  It sucks.
 Alyssa:  I have cheap tonic also
 The Bookmarm:  Whiskey I love but it's a very different buzz.
 Alyssa:  Is there some kind of tonic embargo going on?
 The Bookmarm:  I know, right?
 Alyssa:  i haven't been able to find good stuff anywhere
 The Bookmarm:  Me neither.  It's summer so I'll bet the demand is up.
 Alyssa:  Damn, Ice has connections
 The Bookmarm:  Does she realize he's the reason?
She's vegetarian?
 Alyssa:  I cannot believe she is vegetarian
That seems...unlikely
 The Bookmarm:  I've already outlived you?  Because he's older.  Oh, Ice.  You so wacky.
 Alyssa:  It looks like he is doing bad things to her under the table
 The Bookmarm:  She has that alarmed look in her eyes.
He told her to be careful of her feet.
I pray nothing happens to her shoes!
 Alyssa:  Then said she should be a shoe model?
Shenanigans
 The Bookmarm:  Right.  He's like a creeper.
Did she die in a hospital?
Uh, no, in a barroom brawl.
 Alyssa:  You are going to have as many kids as you want to have?
That's not an answer
 The Bookmarm:  None of it was an answer.  So silly.
And I kinda believe in that hocus pocus, but that sounds like bullshit.
 Alyssa:  I love that they have one of those plug-in waterfalls in their foyer
 The Bookmarm:  Aw, getit Ice.
 Alyssa:  That's why I'm so dressed up?
When is Coco not dressed up?
I have literally not noticed a change in her level of dressiness from word one
 The Bookmarm:  No, she always looks like she is on her way to...some kind of event.
I can't think what type of event would require that wardrobe, but...
 Alyssa:  Coco's World requires that wardrobe I suppose
Chelsea Handler looks very rough in her latest round of ads
 The Bookmarm:  Oh, yes.  She has gotten really tired looking lately.
In the sense of used up.
 Alyssa:  Yea, Horizontal life is catching up with her, mayhaps?
 The Bookmarm:  Not to mention the vast alcohol consumption.
 Alyssa:  Hahahahahahahahaha
That shirt is EPIC
 The Bookmarm:  A little Miami.
Now we know what he'll look like when he is a little old man.
 Alyssa:  A little Night at the Roxbury
The Bookmarm:  Pretty fly for an almost white guy.
 Alyssa:  He just lost all his gold bonus points
 Alyssa:  Oh Yes! Next week is their wedding (again)
 The Bookmarm:  I'm so glad.
 Alyssa:  And that's that...another episode draws to a close

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