Alyssa: Baby got Ghost!
Apparently this episode involves mediums
The Bookmarm: Spooky!
Spiritual. That is what I think of when I think of Coco.
Alyssa: Marc is back...wonder if he's still dating the designer twin
The Bookmarm: Is that him?
I didn't recognize him.
Alyssa: Isn't it?
Maybe I'm wrong
Haha, Ice is the voice of reason again
The Bookmarm: What is that about?
Alyssa: It confuses me
I love that Coco has very specific rules about what will and will not work for ghost removal
The Bookmarm: And a wardrobe for the occasion.
Alyssa: Indeed
Do NOT take relationship advice from Ice...about mixing truth and lies
not a good idea
The Bookmarm: I am so conflicted about him.
His particular relationship style would not work for me, but apparently for Coco....
Look at those silver shoes, btw.
Alyssa: I know...I saw
Her roots are showing today
And a nipple as well, I think
The Bookmarm: And perhaps her vagina.
Not sure, but I think so.
Alyssa: just a little
Oh no.
Did not appreciate the gyno conversation
Coco's lipstick matches her mom's top
The Bookmarm: Did you see her mom's butt?
Mystery solved.
Alyssa: Yes.
I. obviously, will be downloading Angel to my Kindle
Like immediately
The Bookmarm: Clearly, that is now necessary.
Salsa is very spiritual.
Alyssa: THE GUN SHIRT AGAIN!
Ice has like 3 shirts
The Bookmarm: Oh no. Is Ice having financial problems?
Why does she have a million outfits and he has 3 shirts?
Alyssa: Maybe he buys in multiples?
The Bookmarm: Like, at Costco.
Alyssa: I'm SO sure Ice needs to worry about her salsa instructor
The Bookmarm: Bogo.
Alyssa: Oh I would love to run into them at Costco
that would be amazing
The Bookmarm: Wow, can you imagine? Like wine and lube on a flatbed.
Alyssa: Hahahaha
And milkbones
The Bookmarm: Love it.
Alyssa: E! has legitimately terrible commercials
The Bookmarm: Just the worst.
Alyssa: These Orbitz commercials makes me want to kick a puppy
The Bookmarm: I would love for this show to be on Bravo.
Alyssa: So Ms. Andy could interview them
The Bookmarm: Miss Andy would really know how to show off Coco to her best advantage.
Alyssa: In every sense of the word
The Bookmarm: Do you ever miss AZ?
Alyssa: She loves that he is jealous
The Bookmarm: Yes, for sure.
Alyssa: Yes, mostly my redneck family members and unattractive sister
The Bookmarm: I love that her mom is always having her specific foods and healthy things and she does not even look good.
Coco is probably like 90% Cheetos and she looks awesome.
Alyssa: Coco has the brains in that family. Go non biodegradable
Better preserved that way
The Bookmarm: Like Ouiser from Steel Magnolias.
Alyssa: Ouiji Board = connecting wackos to the spirit would since 1982
The Bookmarm: OMG, I will never forget doing the Ouiji and the candle went out and we just like all shit our pants simultaneously!
So fun!
Alyssa: Ice is exactly right about the jealousy/freedom spectrum
The Bookmarm: Ice is wise.
He's like Solomon.
Who also had a lot of hos.
Alyssa: Indeed
Is Ice going to step?!
I DIE
The Bookmarm: That's good. He needs to get off the sidelines and show her why he is still pimp.
Alyssa: He will be less tragic that way
The Bookmarm: Right?
I worry about him.
Alyssa: Mom needs to get her Skeletor face out of the photo-op
The Bookmarm: I don't like looking at her.
I watch Ice on LOSVU so much and he's so large and in charge. It gives me a sad when he's all pussy-whipped on here.
Alyssa: Yea I agree. I think he's doing this to help her so she is the star
The Bookmarm: Me too, which is cute, but there's a balance he needs to strike so he doesn't look like a chump.
Alyssa: That guy looked like the munchkin who won’t let Dorothy into Oz the first time
The Bookmarm: AAAAH!
Yes!
So, commercial.
Watcha drinking?
Alyssa: Nothing exciting unfortunately...basic G&T
Bluecoat (your rec, thank you)
You?
The Bookmarm: Oh, I am jealous. I am cleaning out the liquor cabinet so I am drinking Bacardi Limon which has been there since last year, mixed with cheap tonic just cuz I needed to mix it with something.
Next I'm starting on the whiskey.
Alyssa: Oh whiskey is delightful though
Bacardi Limon is definitely...not my favorite
The Bookmarm: I totally agree. It sucks.
Alyssa: I have cheap tonic also
The Bookmarm: Whiskey I love but it's a very different buzz.
Alyssa: Is there some kind of tonic embargo going on?
The Bookmarm: I know, right?
Alyssa: i haven't been able to find good stuff anywhere
The Bookmarm: Me neither. It's summer so I'll bet the demand is up.
Alyssa: Damn, Ice has connections
The Bookmarm: Does she realize he's the reason?
She's vegetarian?
Alyssa: I cannot believe she is vegetarian
That seems...unlikely
The Bookmarm: I've already outlived you? Because he's older. Oh, Ice. You so wacky.
Alyssa: It looks like he is doing bad things to her under the table
The Bookmarm: She has that alarmed look in her eyes.
He told her to be careful of her feet.
I pray nothing happens to her shoes!
Alyssa: Then said she should be a shoe model?
Shenanigans
The Bookmarm: Right. He's like a creeper.
Did she die in a hospital?
Uh, no, in a barroom brawl.
Alyssa: You are going to have as many kids as you want to have?
That's not an answer
The Bookmarm: None of it was an answer. So silly.
And I kinda believe in that hocus pocus, but that sounds like bullshit.
Alyssa: I love that they have one of those plug-in waterfalls in their foyer
The Bookmarm: Aw, getit Ice.
Alyssa: That's why I'm so dressed up?
When is Coco not dressed up?
I have literally not noticed a change in her level of dressiness from word one
The Bookmarm: No, she always looks like she is on her way to...some kind of event.
I can't think what type of event would require that wardrobe, but...
Alyssa: Coco's World requires that wardrobe I suppose
Chelsea Handler looks very rough in her latest round of ads
The Bookmarm: Oh, yes. She has gotten really tired looking lately.
In the sense of used up.
Alyssa: Yea, Horizontal life is catching up with her, mayhaps?
The Bookmarm: Not to mention the vast alcohol consumption.
Alyssa: Hahahahahahahahaha
That shirt is EPIC
The Bookmarm: A little Miami.
Now we know what he'll look like when he is a little old man.
Alyssa: A little Night at the Roxbury
The Bookmarm: Pretty fly for an almost white guy.
Alyssa: He just lost all his gold bonus points
Alyssa: Oh Yes! Next week is their wedding (again)
The Bookmarm: I'm so glad.
Alyssa: And that's that...another episode draws to a close
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