Alyssa: Hey 'marm!
Bookmarm: Hey girl. Excited to see Coco's latest adventures.
Alyssa: Oh yes.
This one's called "Baby's Got Family"
Bookmarm: Ugh. I am assuming that portends the uggo sister.
Alyssa: Oh, I imagine so
Bookmarm: Drat.
Alyssa: Maybe she's discovered the Licious Line since her last appearance?
Bookmarm: Coco is also a massage therapist. Of course she is.
Alyssa: Lady Traction
Mariska Hargitay and Coco could NOT be more different I feel
Bookmarm: They look adorable together. They should do a Thelma and Louise remake.
Alyssa: Love it.
"Am I involved?" "No" "Beautiful"
Ha, the way I feel about all baby showers
Bookmarm: OMG, me too.
Even my own.
Oh, Coco's from a broken home.
Alyssa: Ice is right about this...there is no normal family
Bookmarm: Shocking that she married a pimp.
Alyssa: Yea, nothing about her has said "Daddy Issues" up until this point right now
Bookmarm: Bwahaha
Alyssa: That bikini is working overtime
Bookmarm: Oh man, look at Ice with those little girls.
Alyssa: Please tell me we don't have to see sister in a swimsuit
Bookmarm: He would have to change some attitudes if Coco has a baby.
Where's his vest?
Alyssa: Hahaha
Bookmarm: Spart has to wear a swimmie?
Alyssa: That is representative of Ice's parenting style
sitting on the sidelines ordering Coco to tame their wayward child
Bookmarm: I am rethinking their parenting goals.
Of course, Coco is awesome enough for the both of them.
Alyssa: Is there such a thing as a really cool ultra-sound?
Bookmarm: I'll bet she's talking about that alien-looking 3D one.
Grrross.
Alyssa: Ugh, I hate those
Mom is terrifying
Bookmarm: So redneck.
That is the redneckest family ever.
Alyssa: I literally have nothing to say about this dinner
Except sis needs to pack away the halter top
Bookmarm: I can't believe that Coco comes from these people.
Alyssa: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Gooey belly
Bookmarm: Can you imagine being born and the first thing you see is Coco?
Alyssa: A way to guarantee your son would be fierce!
Shocking...her daddy likes guns
Bookmarm: AZ is so redneck!
I don't know why I'm so surprised.
Alyssa: and is wearing an Ed Hardy-esque shirt
Bookmarm: Ugh.
Alyssa: and has a handlebar mustache
Bookmarm: Oh dear.
Alyssa: Why would a dad want to be at a baby shower with 16-18 women?
Bookmarm: Exactly.
Alyssa: Especially if one of those women is your bitter ex-wife
Bookmarm: And there are already other children. It's not like it's the first and he is overly excited.
It's just drama-inducing bullshit.
Or, in other words, a reality show.
Alyssa: He's lobbying for his own show on, like, Spike or some shit
Bookmarm: Ohhhh, that is so smart.
Alyssa: I mean, it seems like he is
that is a totally made-up statement
Although...not improbable
Bookmarm: I think about that with the RH famewhores, God love 'em. What is their expectation about parlaying their absurdity into something else?
I can totally see this dude thinking, "I'm gonna be a stah!"
Alyssa: So RH have Pinot Grigio so far, right?
Does Daddy Coco wax his eyebrows?
Bookmarm: Does Ice?
Alyssa: Signs point to "yes"
I think I want to be friends with Kyle?
Bookmarm: Who was the giant person in their dance crew home video?
Alyssa: I don't know!
Her sis?
Bookmarm: Right?
Alyssa: A baby pinata? Great.
Bookmarm: Ice has definite ideas on nail color.
Alyssa: He's very decisive
Pink eye shadow = appearing to have consumption
Bookmarm: That is so true!
I never thought about it as that, just that it is vaguely sick looking, but you nailed it.
Alyssa: I feel peeing on oneself is a bigger issue...
than say, dark nipples
Bookmarm: Well, things happen.
Alyssa: Haha
What are those children wearing?
Bookmarm: I don't understand how these things are just now happening.
Ice is the baby-whisperer.
Ice's breasts are troubling.
Alyssa: Hahahahaha....that should be on his business card
Bookmarm: Among his many gifts.
Alyssa: (the baby whisperer, not the breast thing)
What is Ice's mom/dad situation
Bookmarm: Right, that's def. a secret.
I have never heard him mention his fam.
Alyssa: You know Ice is not used to being denied
Bookmarm: When you're a pimp you don't get turned down a lot.
Alyssa: I feel bad for Coco
Her party should be amazing
She's not meant for this lifestyle
Bookmarm: AZ ruins everything!
Her sis ruins everything.
Alyssa: I am...concerned
I hope her dad shows up drunk in a adult diaper
Bookmarm: And drinks every single shot glass/baby bottle until he passes out.
Alyssa: that would be amazing
not for Coco...but for me
and you
Bookmarm: And then he and her mom rekindle their love
and have a combo remarriage/birthing.
Alyssa: Genius...that would definitely earn a reality show
Did you just see the commercial for the Justin Timerlake/ Mila Kunis movie?
*Timberlake
Bookmarm: No, but I am certainly familiar with it.
Alyssa: Is there any way those two are not fucking in real life?
Bookmarm: Oh, awesome.
How pretty to contemplate.
And Kyle is DRAG QUEEN!!!!
Alyssa: Yes! Of course he is
And Coco is opening Hpnotiq...perfect
Her "Coco juices were flowing?"
That's inappropriate
Bookmarm: Oh my God, that dance is amazing!!!
Coco, I love you!
Look at that split!
Alyssa: Can we be friends with Coco? Please?
Bookmarm: A mariachi band?
I love her!
Alyssa: I love this! Everyone is getting drunk except the boring preggo lady
Bookmarm: God, she sucks.
Alyssa: (All preggo ladies are not boring. Just her)
Ice, do not encourage this
Bookmarm: Ice wants a show.
Ice is making a show.
Oh man.
Alyssa: Mayday
Bookmarm: Her dad.
Alyssa: Mayday!
Bookmarm: Awesome, because I want her kind of snotty mom with her bullshit pink salt to be uncomfortable.
Why is Coco so awesome when her family is...not.
Alyssa: That's an excellent point
I don't know. Like a Phoenix from the ashes...
Bookmarm: Like Hamlet.
Alyssa: But I do not find Hamlet to be awesome necessarily
But he is better than his family
to be sure
Bookmarm: Not in a positive sense, but if you mean awe-inspiringly cray-cray...
Alyssa: Oh, this is true
I smell what you're stepping in
Bookmarm: Kathy Griffin on Fashion Police?
Yes, please.
Alyssa: apocalypse
Bookmarm: Ice is the ex-wife whisperer too.
Alyssa: Pointing out how uncomfortable someone else is only serves to highlight your own neuroses
Bookmarm: Yes.
It empowers her, she thinks.
Alyssa: I think so
Bookmarm: I am psychic!
They are totally gonna do it!
Alyssa: You're so smart
You are totally right!
Bookmarm: I know slutty rednecks.
Alyssa: Yes. Spart definitely needs a vacation
Bookmarm: He needs to be carried around on a different velvet pillow.
Alyssa: By ALL means
Can't wait for dance lessons next week
Bookmarm: So cute
Alyssa: Coco never ceases to need the perfect outfit
God bless her
Bookmarm: Priorities
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