In which Coco rules the spiritual realm, as well.

Alyssa:  Baby got Ghost!

Apparently this episode involves mediums

 The Bookmarm:  Spooky!

Spiritual.  That is what I think of when I think of Coco.

There's no whore like an old whore.

Oh man, thank God this season is drawing to a close (except for the excruciating reunion show(s)).  Really, Miss Andy?  Do you think this season of RHoNY is worthy of standing next to NJ or BH, ATL or even OC?  (I'm deliberately ignoring Miami and DC, because, I mean, you know.)  So we'll all drag ourselves across the finish line with these incredibly petty, mean-spirited bitches.

Ice Loves Coco: Baby Got (Redneck) Family

Alyssa:  Hey 'marm!

 Bookmarm:  Hey girl.  Excited to see Coco's latest adventures.

 Alyssa:  Oh yes.

This one's called "Baby's Got Family"

 Bookmarm:  Ugh.  I am assuming that portends the uggo sister.

 Alyssa:  Oh, I imagine so

 Bookmarm:  Drat.

 Alyssa:  Maybe she's discovered the Licious Line since her last appearance?

Spelling is hard.

Alyssa:  So this episode is called Baby Got Business.

 The Bookmarm:  So is that her?

She's a baby now?

 Alyssa:  No, all the episodes are "Baby Got...something"

 The Bookmarm:  Way to not only objectify but also infantilize.

SYTYCD 8.10: Sweet, Sweet Crackery

DVR started early, so I missed Cat’s dramatic monologue.  Well, we know how it ended, don’t we?  This…is So You Think You Can Dance.

Please welcome your top 16 dancers: Miranda and Robert, Ashley and Chris, Jail Baitlynn and Mitchelbow, Sasha Fierce and Alexander, Melanie and Marko, Clarice? and Jess, Not Tryan’ and Ricky, Joracist and Taddpole.  These are the girls.  And here are your guys.

Cat is resplendent this evening in a glittery flapper number with a curly bob.  It’s all very Gatsby tonight.  She promises a fun show tonight, but I’m distracted by the Christmas tinsel hanging from her ears.  The audience recognizes that she’s the real star of the show and won’t stop screaming for her.  She says there are 10 routines tonight (only 8 couples so I’m guessing the boys do one and the girls do one?) and 4 judges.  Oh no.